mt. marcy

I saw this on someone's facebook account. I don't want to share it on facebook, so I'll share it will my real friends on blogspot :) Here's what you do:
a. Go to Google
b. Type your name and the words "likes to" all in quotation marks. (e.g. "Stephen likes to")
c. Report back on the first ten things that come up for your name.
d. Add sarcastic commentary in parenthesis if you feel up to it. How close is Google to reality?

1. Marcy likes to role play during sex.
(pervs)
2. Marcy likes to read Jane Austen and Henry James.
(these days, I prefer to read People magazine in my free time)
3. Marcy likes to take Marvin on walks because dogs need exercise.
(I don't know Marvin, but I do like taking dogs on walks)
4. Marcy likes to psyche herself up for the price: she dictates the sales description, pictures herself shopping for the item, then sets the price.
(I don't get this one...but I do like a sale).
5. Marcy likes to play with Cairn Terrier in her foster home.
(I wish I had a dog. . .though I'd rather not be in a foster home)
6.Marcy likes to run.
(true that)
7. Marcy likes to relax and enjoy vacations.
(who doesn't?)
8. Marcy likes to sing Christmas songs.
(correction: I LOVE to sing Christmas songs)
9. Marcy likes to talk to kids at local schools about nursing.
(nope- Mary is the one who likes to do that).
10.Marcy likes to focus on what she and the law call reasonable accommodations.
(my parents' basement is quite reasonable)