Jack and I went to Vegas for spring break and had an amazing time. Vegas is so gaudy and over the top, it gives Texas a run for its money :) Anyways, here are my top ten favorite memories from the trip:
10. Losing my cellphone, the finder calling my mom, and walking 5 miles to retrieve it.
9. Wearing so much sunscreen and sweating so much that the map's ink bled onto my chest.
8. When the lady at our hotel mistakenly thought our "buy one, get one free buffet" coupon was for 2 free buffets and said screw it, gone on through. (Free food :)
7. Feeling really wonderful about myself after seeing what the average American thinks is acceptable attire for leaving his/her hotel room.
6. Watching Jack devour 7 deserts from the MGM buffet.
5. Walking for one hour around MGM trying to get to the Hooters Hotel and then turning around.
4. Gawking at the many obtrusively large fake breasts.
3. Stopping at every sunglasses/optics store for Jack to admire a pair of Tag Heuers.
2. Watching a group of drunk college students leave their "friend" after the friend got off the monorail and everyone refused to follow. (funny and sad- i felt really bad for the guy)
1. Jack awkwardly asking the concierge, "do you want a tip? i've got a dollar twenty-five in quarters."
Pictures soon.
10. Losing my cellphone, the finder calling my mom, and walking 5 miles to retrieve it.
9. Wearing so much sunscreen and sweating so much that the map's ink bled onto my chest.
8. When the lady at our hotel mistakenly thought our "buy one, get one free buffet" coupon was for 2 free buffets and said screw it, gone on through. (Free food :)
7. Feeling really wonderful about myself after seeing what the average American thinks is acceptable attire for leaving his/her hotel room.
6. Watching Jack devour 7 deserts from the MGM buffet.
5. Walking for one hour around MGM trying to get to the Hooters Hotel and then turning around.
4. Gawking at the many obtrusively large fake breasts.
3. Stopping at every sunglasses/optics store for Jack to admire a pair of Tag Heuers.
2. Watching a group of drunk college students leave their "friend" after the friend got off the monorail and everyone refused to follow. (funny and sad- i felt really bad for the guy)
1. Jack awkwardly asking the concierge, "do you want a tip? i've got a dollar twenty-five in quarters."
Pictures soon.

Yay! I can't wait to see the pics. What didd Mary think of the random phone caller? I sweated a lot when I went too. People do dress likek trash there- I know y'all looked fab. I would have felt bad for that guy too. I stayed at MGM Grand and was always afraid I was going to get lost inside!