My mom and I (especially my mom) are obsessed with spin class. Her favorite instructor, Flora, who is Hawaiian, is getting married over Christmas. Mom hosted a bridal shower for Flora and invited all her spinning friends. . . .when Mom asked if Flora's breasts were real, Flora said "real expensive." Flora hadn't registered anywhere and said she didn't need anything, so for their gift, the spin girls gave Flora a gift certificate to Victoria's Secret. Very appropriate.
The bride-to-be.
Everyone came over after spin class...except for Flora who went home and showered.
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The bride-to-be.
Everyone came over after spin class...except for Flora who went home and showered.
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1) Good title for the posting
2) Your mother is hillarious!!
3) Tim wants Flora to know that if she doesn't go through with the wedding, he's available!